Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
476	476 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1