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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
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I'm Never Going to Die
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Our Bodies Are Ready, Captain Murphy
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5 Unsexy Things We Learned From Winnie the Pooh
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No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone
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Sony Shows Off Her Virginity
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Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
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Rare Egyptian Sarcophagus Found in Bathroom
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You Have a Boner
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The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
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Join Us for a Mere $15,000
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40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
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Skydiving Without a Condom?
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Study: Women Are Bisexual
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Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
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Beautiful Aerial Picture of My Breasts
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American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
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Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
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Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
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It's the Cutest Things That Make Missile Defense Possible
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This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
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Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
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Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
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Catching Lobsters With Your Metabolism
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11 Facts You Might Not Know You Already Knew
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Dr. Oz Raps While Wearing Aviators. Spectacular
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
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Why That Fancy Organic Meal Is About to Explode
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays
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How to Stop Making Prequels
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For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Pumpkin Pie
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The Pains of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Blender
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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Mega Man Killed
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Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
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Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
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Microsoft Will Pay You to Blow Into NES Catridges