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The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Will 4 Billion People Eat?
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Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
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Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
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Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat
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Keep Wasps Away With Epic Dance Moves
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Scientists Resurrect the World's Oldest Twinkie
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The Tragic Tale of a Donut?
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Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
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Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
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Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
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Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy
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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
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Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
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How Our Planet Is Being Out-Marketed
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Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically
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Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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Holy Sh*t: Watch Two Divers Almost Get Eaten by Inmates on Death Row
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Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
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Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
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These People Came Out Penis-Shaped
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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Cookie Monster on Surface of Mars
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Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
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Police Searching for Man Who Invented Sushi
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6 Terrifying Spiders That Will Give You Pause Before Buying Legos
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33 People Who Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
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Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
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Anti-Gun Group Freaks Out as Planned
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Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe
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BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism
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It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
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I Want to Die
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Watch Two Hours of Super Nintendo Start Screens
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Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave