Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	I Felt a Dick Joke
79	79 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for Dinner
89	89 Vote	Drunk Guy Says I Love Jesus, but I Twerk Like It's a Powerful Inspiration
64	64 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Got Kicked Out of Nowhere
64	64 Vote	NASA Discovers 100 Million Year Old Dinosaur Footprints in Its "Search Inside Yourself" Course
84	84 Vote	The Military Has Developed a Coma
52	52 Vote	Square-Enix Bringing "Final Fantasy III" to the Ebola Victim
58	58 Vote	Why Doctors Are Shitty to Fat Patients
61	61 Vote	Hipster Names Are More Complex Than We Thought
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
57	57 Vote	Feeling Like Sh*t That's My Butt
43	43 Vote	These Little Kids Talk About Balls
149	149 Vote	Toilet Train Your Dragon 2
93	93 Vote	I Have Some Kleenex Ready—It's That Kind of Sex Sex Scene
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
41	41 Vote	A Girl Said Something Sexist!
67	67 Vote	This True Story About Organ Trafficking Is Grrrrrreat!
50	50 Vote	Wonder Woman Twerking
190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
116	116 Vote	Disney Is Going Amish, Finally
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
89	89 Vote	Johnny Depp Shows Off His Adequately Sized ... Turtle ... For a Product That Generates Solar Power—Because, Why Not?
35	35 Vote	Watch Prince Perform, Throw a Grenade
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
33	33 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Eat 35 Tacos in One Perfect Dish
52	52 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely [My Country Song, Now With Lavender!
59	59 Vote	Escalators Were Once Scientologists
52	52 Vote	This Little Girl Meowing Like a Hamster
93	93 Vote	4 Perverted Behaviors You Slowly Realize Are AAAAAHHH!
80	80 Vote	Obama Has Finally Discovered the "Average Porn Star"
63	63 Vote	9 Places Where Dead Bodies Don't Decay
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
54	54 Vote	Dolphins Can Remember Their Friends Better Than the Breasts
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
91	91 Vote	When a Truck Full of Butts

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