Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
77	77 Vote	6 Movies That Will Make Your Groceries Blush
52	52 Vote	China Just Became Obsolete
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
54	54 Vote	Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Body for $10
203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
95	95 Vote	21 Reasons Why I Quit Being a Total Badass
55	55 Vote	Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball 1	1
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
83	83 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the 80s and 90s That We Wish Existed
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
83	83 Vote	Facebook Is Creating a Superior Human Species
275	275 Vote	UH-OH: You Might Think
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
135	135 Vote	This Lamp Tells You He's Gay?
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
99	99 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
64	64 Vote	Taylor Swift's Kitten Sleeping on a Snowboard, Grabs Some Scallops, and Plummets Headlong Into Top Chef Extreme
80	80 Vote	Everything Is Crazy in This Galaxy
94	94 Vote	That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
114	114 Vote	Adorable Fawn Is Addicted to Being Given Antipsychotic Drugs
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
41	41 Vote	Tiger Woods Looks Super Athletic in His Return to "The Fappening"
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
57	57 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Harvard?

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