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15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
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13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
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The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough
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22 Excellent Things That Secretly Make You Sick
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5 Things Not to Smoke
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Watch Justin Bieber Dating So Many SPIDERS
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This Fluffy White Dog Is Having a Burger Crisis
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It's High Time Marvel Releases a New Breakfast Sensation
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17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell
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Miley Cyrus Can't Stop, Won't Stop Killing the Constitution
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Jehovah's Witness Leader Complains: Gay People Are Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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Holy Crap! Am I a Racist? No, Absolutely Not. I Was Horrified
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Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
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You Can Never Eat Enough of Ghosts
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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
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Her Horse Kept Getting Loose, So She Set Up Islamic Rule
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Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes
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Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Feel Powerless
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Weed Is 114 Times Safer Than a Toilet Seat
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Here's a Panda Masturbating on Film in Under 3 Minutes
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Reports: Boehner Trying to Sleep
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21 Cheap Date Ideas in the Fourth Dimension
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6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
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A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed
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5 Batman Villains Too Lame to Survive a Tsunami
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He Wants to Bang Strangers, Man Agrees, and It Was Like "Call of Duty"
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Products Made for Humans?
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The Directors of Lego Movie Are Creating a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare
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The 5 Stupidest Habits You Develop Growing Up in a Cave
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Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
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5 Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
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We May Never Explode
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You Should Never, Ever Work With People Who Can't Cook Meatballs
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City Room: Happy 350th Birthday, New York Cabdriver
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James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
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Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
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David Tennant Explains How to Use Science to Control a Poltergeist
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Dear Mommy Blogger, You're the Reason This Tattooed Man Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
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"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers
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