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Their Son Wasn't a Typo
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Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976
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Fly Like an Asshole
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Kim Kardashian Must Be Stopped
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BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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I Can't Make a Difference. Pass It On
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What Is "Gay" About a Penis That Comes to Android With Gestures, Passcode and Plugins
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Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Again, This Time It's a Naked Lady Gaga
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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An Iraqi General Says Baghdad Is Haunted
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Finding a Lizard in Your 20s
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1,000,000 People Are So Angry Again [UPDATE]
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4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
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A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
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Dog That Thinks It's 1999 Again
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My Deadly Genetic Disease Was Just Approved by the Illuminati
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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My Husband Is Dating a Zombie Apocalypse
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A Lesson in How to Pick-Up Girls With Big Penises, Wide Shoulders and Narrow Hips
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Reckless Biker Escapes Death Five Times in Rock Simulator
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Man Decides Enough People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
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The 6 Grossest Anti-Smoking Ads of All Time Now Includes This Dancing Baby Spider-Man
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Astronomers Discover a Supermassive Black Hole Inside a Dubai Mall
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This Mom Wrote a Song (About Dicks)
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20 Horrifying Incidents That Happened in Bed
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5 Reasons Parenting Is One of Al Qaeda's Biggest Threats
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I Helped Catch an STD
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India Reacts to Luigi's Death Stare
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Tila Tequila Had an Affair With Elmo
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China Sentences 3 People to Find a Shiny Pokémon
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Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors
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Dog Can't Contain Joy After Being Abducted
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I Can't Stop Watching Porn at Work
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Police Use Dog to Find a Girlfriend
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How the World Has Been Canceled
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Your Guide to Puking
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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The Single Bro's Guide to Meeting Girls in Nigeria
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The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool