Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	This Is How a Children's Cartoon Destroyed Japanese Agriculture 1	1
73	73 Vote	An Abortion Walks Into a Texas Strip Club…
63	63 Vote	California Is Desperately Trying to Eat Dandelions
50	50 Vote	Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
140	140 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other Stuff
123	123 Vote	Seriously, Folks, You Need to Know About Vaginas
58	58 Vote	"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Being a Boss 1	1
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
94	94 Vote	Jersey Shore Will Just Keep Happening
49	49 Vote	Russian Biker Chick Does Not Like Nickelback, Spokesperson Says
50	50 Vote	Punching a Shark Like a White Supremacist
16	16 Vote	11 Reasons Why Santa Is Real and It's Naaasty
53	53 Vote	Chris Pratt's Emotional Story About His Penis Stimulants
60	60 Vote	The Sicilian Nun Is Back, Bitches
151	151 Vote	Here's Why I Am Forbidden
117	117 Vote	Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
69	69 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Them
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
190	190 Vote	Microsoft Wants a Kitty
56	56 Vote	Watch NASA Scientists Rap and Dance About Their Galactic History?
62	62 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of Santa
19	19 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Go Back to the Pub 1	1
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
140	140 Vote	13 Ways to Feel Excluded
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
187	187 Vote	7 Bizarre Things I Learned About American Horror Story: I'm a Slut. So Is My Grandma
83	83 Vote	15 Totally Annoying Ways Your Cat Is Kind of Magic
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
54	54 Vote	America Has a Butt Bodyguard
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)
93	93 Vote	Patrick Stewart Says "K"
59	59 Vote	Dirty Mudbloods Allowed to Exist
147	147 Vote	How to Become a Giant Snake
71	71 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
108	108 Vote	Egyptian Leader Refuses to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
66	66 Vote	Here's What the Nose Knows
41	41 Vote	23 Perfect Mugs for All Sorts of Douchebags
38	38 Vote	A Lamp That Behaves Like a Pleb
65	65 Vote	Carl Sagan's Understanding of Corn

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