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Nicki Minaj Really a Thing?
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Semi-Rational Tom Cruise Is Going to Die, Again
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Exactly 0 Babies Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Class Up Your Genitals
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Why Would Someone on Food Stamps Eat Dinner
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31 Dogs Who Understand Your Deep Passion for Photography
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What's a Vagina Expert
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You've Never Seen a Dolphin
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Korean Spider-Man Has an Insane Amount of Pee
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
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House VOTES TO Kill Jellyfish
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Here Is How to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Lap
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16 Peaceful Pictures of Russians Posing With Cats
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This Film About a Delusional Stegosaurus
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Vanilla Ice Is Going to Hell
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Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
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Behold the Weird World of Shitty DJs
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How to Destroy Alderaan
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Diary of a Cyborg Insect
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Meet the World's Oldest Bra
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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It's Time to Bleed
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The Time for Those With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths
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11 Dogs Who Are Thieving Bastards
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18 Terrifying Things I Thought
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I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
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An Atheist in a Gigantic Inflatable Dress
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China Not Exactly Cool With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
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We Asked Lesbians to Draw Vaginas
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
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15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
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What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
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Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
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Hey, Look! It's the Viewers Fault
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35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth
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The 6 Creepiest Places on the Moon