Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	Army Fires Officers After Ordering Them to Make Delicious Homemade Gravy in Just 24 Seconds
65	65 Vote	The Hulk Hogan 1	1
65	65 Vote	2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
46	46 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Garbage Bags
43	43 Vote	7 People Who Are Taller Than a Machine
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
211	211 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost You Money 1	1
67	67 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Place
108	108 Vote	Dollar Tree Is Buying Family Dollar Tree
187	187 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Breasts
61	61 Vote	9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
80	80 Vote	5 New Summer Cocktails That Will Awaken You Sexually
110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
66	66 Vote	Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
62	62 Vote	Bruce Jenner Transitioning in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
40	40 Vote	University Might Ban Women From Frat Parties to Prevent Climate Change
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
59	59 Vote	The Marine Corps Wants to See: A Sea Completely Disappearing
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
45	45 Vote	Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters
90	90 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to Identifying Someone's Sexual Orientation by Appearance Alone
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
101	101 Vote	Another Moronic Little Kid Has Made Millions Smile
169	169 Vote	And This Is His Dick?
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
75	75 Vote	What the Internet Makes Worse 1	1
211	211 Vote	Japan's Getting a Sequel! 7	7
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
56	56 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Have Accomplished More Than a Fruit Fly 1	1
78	78 Vote	Want to Drink Own Urine After Comeback Win Against Pelicans
134	134 Vote	Here's Why You Should Think Twice About Bulldozing the Ecosystem
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
41	41 Vote	Soldier Returns Home to Owner

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