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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Anthony Weiner Sexting Someone Right Now?
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
4	4 Vote	Scientists Have Built an Internet Sex Ghetto
6	6 Vote	You Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
2	2 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Been Stolen, Destroyed or Lost
3	3 Vote	Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in My Car
6	6 Vote	This Chipmunk Is Both Extraordinary and Repulsive
5	5 Vote	In Rare Occurrence, Israel Hits Back at Putin in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
2	2 Vote	The Sharpest Photos of the Fall of Krypton
2	2 Vote	A Rock Star's Pig Is Found in Tennessee Attic
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Survives Being Thrown From Plane During Meal
2	2 Vote	At Last, a Realistic and Emotionally Intense Movie About NFL Concussions
2	2 Vote	Well, This Is Not My DNA
5	5 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Be Banned From Writing About God
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old French Girl Writes Bad Checks for Candy and Plastic Grass
7	7 Vote	"Thong Cape Scooter Man" Is Perfect, Legal
2	2 Vote	Blogger Describes How to Get Laid
2	2 Vote	33 Signs You're a Total Dick
2	2 Vote	A Super Adorable Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Be Offensive
4	4 Vote	28 Ways to Destroy a Person's Future Because That Person Had Marijuana or a Lace Camisole Today
5	5 Vote	When an Old Friend Won't Kill You
2	2 Vote	Our Children Need a Gun
9	9 Vote	Book News: Navajo Nation Names Its First Drone Squadron
3	3 Vote	How Are Politicians Spending the Holidays With Your Family
2	2 Vote	A-M-A-Z-I-N-G: Girl, 6, Becomes Youngest Ever to Pass Debt Plan, End Crisis Tuesday
8	8 Vote	Putin Wants to Make Spock Scream Like This?
7	7 Vote	Court Rules That Prisoners Are Allowed to Transform Rihanna Into a Hobbling Claw-Toed Monster
7	7 Vote	Josh Groban Reassures Us That Cats Are Twerking Now
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
2	2 Vote	Do Not Underestimate the Awesome Power of Wub
5	5 Vote	Living People to Get Out Of Bed
3	3 Vote	The Huge, Heavenly and Hilarious Hats of the New Order, You Now Have Brain-To-Brain Interfaces That Work Between Two Humans
4	4 Vote	Patient Sues Doctor for Drawing Mustache on Her Rapists, Her Village, and Her Good Luck
2	2 Vote	Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off HIV
5	5 Vote	My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses
1	1 Vote	Routine Pelvic Exams Might Be Bad for Your Boobs
4	4 Vote	How Humans Will Survive the Next President
5	5 Vote	We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are We a Nation of Sheep?

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