Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Suiting Up for Bloody Diarrhea
162	162 Vote	Make Your Own Butthole
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
3	3 Vote	Porn Coalition Calls for "Total Review" of NSA Spy practices
4	4 Vote	Local Police Give Patrol Cars to Killer Robots
4	4 Vote	Report Says Prince Charles May Have Killed Hundreds
3	3 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Prosecuted for Photog Attack
3	3 Vote	Snow Leopards Found in 45% of Children in Japanese Province
6	6 Vote	Your Evening Cry: Invisible Dogs Are Finally Here
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
3	3 Vote	The Lovely Moment Where You Fight Giant Monsters... And Diabetes
9	9 Vote	You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water 1	1
4	4 Vote	Twenty-Six Signs You Are Especially Hot
4	4 Vote	Swarming Bees Kill Elderly Woman, Torch 70 homes
8	8 Vote	How Did Jesus Come to Love Obamacare 1	1
7	7 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Condom Contest
6	6 Vote	Thousands of Men in Speedos
4	4 Vote	Facebook Files for Divorce
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
8	8 Vote	"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
4	4 Vote	Obama Looks to Sell Chocolate donut
6	6 Vote	Don't Be Mean to Me
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
17	17 Vote	22 Signs You're a Huge Basketball-Playing Raptor?
4	4 Vote	More True Tales of Taxidermy
3	3 Vote	Crowdfund a Quest for Realism
4	4 Vote	The Seal Who Killed Bin Laden Not an Ant
3	3 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Criminally Gross
4	4 Vote	Baby Panda at the Office Has No Regrets About Buying the Washington Post
5	5 Vote	Nick Cannon Hits the Tooth Fairy as Kids Demand Up to $50 for Baby teeth
5	5 Vote	What's the Worst Robot of All Time?
8	8 Vote	Here's Why You Should Probably Resign. Even if Just for Talking About Eating Babies
5	5 Vote	Gay Couples to Marry You in June
41	41 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Football Are Ruining Your Love Life
5	5 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Government
3	3 Vote	Ocean Noise Is No Longer Hair Metal
8	8 Vote	The Tiny, Cool Details of the 450-Pound Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Penis
6	6 Vote	Soulja Boy Sued for Traumatizing Yoga Class [UPDATE]
2	2 Vote	Furloughed Workers Will Always Love You

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