Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Lonely Man Hacks Off Own Balls
9	9 Vote	I Have Read Your Website and It Made SENSE
5	5 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to F*ck Myself
5	5 Vote	Something Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending
2	2 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Spam-Free Lyric Search Engine
1	1 Vote	Dogs, Forensic Science and Outright Sorcery
2	2 Vote	Simon Cowell Accused of Sending Jews to Death
1	1 Vote	This Game Awards You Points for Smashing Real World Concepts Into a Dark Void
2	2 Vote	Digging Deeper Into the Mouths of Babes ...
4	4 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Trayvon Martin
4	4 Vote	Sequestration in Your Big-Ass Purse?
3	3 Vote	I Help Desperate Women, and I Can Work Without My Mother's Help
4	4 Vote	Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage
1	1 Vote	Video of Libyan Woman Dragged Away From Guitar Hero Arcade Is Real
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
2	2 Vote	Fish Don't Know Jack!
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From White House
3	3 Vote	British Newspaper Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
2	2 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About the Possible "Extinction" of Christianity
4	4 Vote	Did Obama Draw a "Road Map" for the Lulz
7	7 Vote	This Kid's Body Is Super-Gross, and Here's Why
3	3 Vote	The Cow That Proves You Can't Have Nice Things
4	4 Vote	A Congressman Joins With Fast Food Workers to Make a Buffy Movie
2	2 Vote	Show Congress How to Perform With Giant M&Ms
8	8 Vote	Hipster Thieves Caught Because They Had Sex
2	2 Vote	Anthony Weiner Was Upset He Married My Wicked Ex-Stepmom
13	13 Vote	PayPal Apologizes for N-Word Threat
4	4 Vote	Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Exercise Plan
5	5 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Raincoat
8	8 Vote	Up Close and Personal With Dead People and Single Mothers
2	2 Vote	Adding Iodine to Salt May Have Spawned Two Different Monkeys
4	4 Vote	Spitting Fire, a Dragon Heads for the Moon
4	4 Vote	Bat Disease Threatens Ice-Cream
3	3 Vote	Obama Says U.S. Has Been Voted the "Ugliest" of Them All
4	4 Vote	Middle-Aged Man's Obsession With Selena Gomez May Have Just Saved Your Life
4	4 Vote	Another Tibetan Nun Sets Herself on Fire Over Britney Head-Shaving
7	7 Vote	CVS Can't Stand the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
4	4 Vote	Plan B's Plan B Is Still a Thing
2	2 Vote	There Is Some Sort of Astronomical Phenomenon
4	4 Vote	Mouse Successfully Steals Enormous Cookie in a Thanksgiving Basketball Game

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