Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	This Bully Will Punch You, Then Make You Delightfully Cockeyed
4	4 Vote	Heads Up, Indoor Kids, Your Couch Is Giving Me Nightmares
3	3 Vote	Look Kids, It's a Hot Pink Slug
6	6 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a Threesome
4	4 Vote	Woman Declared "Dead" Opened Eyes Just Before a Nuclear Bomb Blast
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Read Dirty Words and Make US Proud
2	2 Vote	Gays Have a Listen
2	2 Vote	Santorum: Obama Has No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
6	6 Vote	Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
8	8 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker Is Pretty Terrifying
5	5 Vote	Pastor and Son Found in Water supply
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
4	4 Vote	Japan Planning Breast Milk Swap Meet
7	7 Vote	Jurors in Edwards Case Say Prosecutors Failed to Sing
5	5 Vote	Feds Shell Out $100 for Virtual Weed
4	4 Vote	Wet Animals Shaking in Slow Motion Ballet of Death
2	2 Vote	You Need to Be More Popular Than Dog Poop
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
7	7 Vote	How to Use Gmail to Destroy Palestinians Solar Panels
2	2 Vote	Man Forced to Poop in Public
2	2 Vote	Twitter Blowup Leads to Swift Ice Cream Justice
3	3 Vote	Sassy Squirrel Streaks at the Dinner Table
6	6 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Look Like an Eagle CONQUERING a Deer
5	5 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Degrading Women
5	5 Vote	I Almost Didn't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married
2	2 Vote	An Elaborate 12-Course Meal Squeezed Into One Fantastic Video
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Much Glass [Video]
5	5 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says We Have the Worst Reality Show on TV
4	4 Vote	The Holiday America Forgot About Because Thanksgiving Is So Bad
3	3 Vote	An Anti-Muslim Video That's Totally Worth Watching This Fall
4	4 Vote	Coca-Cola Forced to Participate in Slavery Reenactment
5	5 Vote	Carey Mulligan Is a Huge Penis
7	7 Vote	Unhappy With Your MIND?
5	5 Vote	What Happens When You Dress as a Lesbian in the New Liberal Times
7	7 Vote	This Writer Wants You to Gain Weight
30	30 Vote	Obama: There's No Good Very Bad Idea
7	7 Vote	A White Dude Told Some Asians How to Get Facebook Mad, It Worked
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian Ass Selfie ... It's Skin Cancer

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