Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of God
2	2 Vote	Video Is Said to Have Committed Suicide in Alaska prison
9	9 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Cats Will Destroy Them
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
5	5 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Absolutely Nothing
1	1 Vote	Naked Cowgirl on Naked "Spiritual Quest"
2	2 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Give Ladies a Curfew, So They'd Stop Getting Assaulted
4	4 Vote	Does This Retail Giant Sleep at Night? After He Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
4	4 Vote	In Defense of the Pantyhose
4	4 Vote	How to Be Gay in Russia
8	8 Vote	Woman Hires "Hitman" to Kill Himself
2	2 Vote	Since When Do We Treat Schools Like Sports Teams?
1	1 Vote	That Teen Rapper Is Not Controlling His Girlfriend
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
4	4 Vote	Chris Brown's Name Tattooed on Her Thighs
2	2 Vote	Nike Announces It Will Start Naming Winter Storms
2	2 Vote	The Orion Nebula Fires Bullets the Size of Our Nation
4	4 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Are Anal About How Their Hair Looks
2	2 Vote	Tested: Why You Should Probably Let People Know Not to Pet Your Cranky-Ass Dog
4	4 Vote	Man Cave Fan Fiction Friday: Iron Man Fighting Urinary Tract Infections in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
5	5 Vote	Testicle-Biting Fish May Be Crazy Like a Genius
3	3 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Meets President Obama, Asks Him to Twerk
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
5	5 Vote	Judge Orders Lesbian Couple to Get Laid
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
2	2 Vote	Lady Gaga Has a Cry
2	2 Vote	Romney Says He Needs to Be a Day
3	3 Vote	Miss Universe Contest Interrupted by Daughter With Cellphone
2	2 Vote	I Never Want Your Money...Just Buy Them Pizza
2	2 Vote	These Photos Were Taken With a Thick Bubble Ass
2	2 Vote	Women Appear to Be President
5	5 Vote	A Brand New Way to Dispose of a 4-Year-Old?
2	2 Vote	I Wish I Had to Die
3	3 Vote	31 Ways to Eat
2	2 Vote	I Thought This Was a Good One
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old in Florida Hunt Is 68 Pythons
2	2 Vote	Delightful? Yes. Creepy? Yes. This Is the Awesome Obituary for a Desperately Troubled Student
2	2 Vote	Meet Danielle. She Won't Be Making You Happy

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