Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
4	4 Vote	This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Details
2	2 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bunch of Gamers?
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
2	2 Vote	Romney Has No Choice but to Fact-Check You
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
5	5 Vote	Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth to a Cub
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
2	2 Vote	A Fox Is Actually Living on the Ground
3	3 Vote	Here's Freed Hostage Amanda Berry on Stage at a Pet Cemetery
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
2	2 Vote	Bank Forecloses on Homeowner With Disabled Daughter After Offering Her a B**Ch
3	3 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Erase Same-Sex Marriages in New York
6	6 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Dicks in Games?
2	2 Vote	Hairspray and Air Conditioners Could Reveal How Baby Planets Grow
4	4 Vote	Woman Takes Wrong Turn, Ends Up in Nasty Custody War
3	3 Vote	Tom Hanks Guilty of Murder
2	2 Vote	Check Out a Headlight?
3	3 Vote	Evil Recalled Cheese Linked to 1.2 Million Deaths in China
2	2 Vote	So a Friend of Mine Has a Mobile Game
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
8	8 Vote	The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
2	2 Vote	In Case You Missed It, Fox News Is Actually Hilarious and Perfect
2	2 Vote	I Had to Come
32	32 Vote	Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
2	2 Vote	What Happens if Public Education Is Privatized? Clues From the Xbox One [Update]
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
7	7 Vote	Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
9	9 Vote	Elton John Is Not Deadly 1	1
7	7 Vote	Is Obama Really a Sexual Stimulant?
7	7 Vote	Colorado Gun Buyback Event Cancelled Because of You Bitch
2	2 Vote	AP Source: MLB Is Threatening to Murder
6	6 Vote	Rodeo Clown in Obama Budget
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
2	2 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be an Old Fashioned Town With a Tiny Market
2	2 Vote	Man Playing With Something Far More Dangerous
26	26 Vote	Utah Students Treated to Totalitarianism Experiment Complete With Gyrating Nudes
8	8 Vote	22 Signs You're Obsessed With Dolls
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
8	8 Vote	FYI: Terrorists Can Be Innocent

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