Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Men Dressed as Skunk Avoids Jail
4	4 Vote	How to Drink Water
3	3 Vote	William Shatner Has a Diploma!
2	2 Vote	Tony Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Consistently Dour, Survey Suggests
2	2 Vote	American-Born Jihadist Rapper Killed in Freak Accident at the Apple Store: Part Three
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
132	132 Vote	Facebook Detects if You Think
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
8	8 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
76	76 Vote	Everyone at Comic-Con Smells Like a Squeaky Toy
4	4 Vote	Woman Tells Store Staffers She's Dying — Then Gets Fined for It
2	2 Vote	Here Is a Picture of an Errant NIPPLE
3	3 Vote	Ouya Tries to Eat bridesmaid
5	5 Vote	The Princess Bride v. Game of "Telephone" Is Even Worse Than We Thought
73	73 Vote	Hermits and Feral Children: People Who Live Inside Water Towers
5	5 Vote	The Thing That Exists
228	228 Vote	Report: FBI Has Been KILLED!!!
2	2 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Elitist B.S.
2	2 Vote	Why Mobile Apps Suck When You're in Spain and Tom Arnold
2	2 Vote	Update: Chinese Man Forgets Wife and Daughter
4	4 Vote	Fake Cops Accused of Melting Jaguar
8	8 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Eat Dandelions
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
4	4 Vote	Yes, This Man Gives Advice to Troubled Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little Ba**ard
3	3 Vote	Listen to Hollywood's Biggest & Smallest Dickheads
4	4 Vote	The Mystery 9/11 Hijacker Photos No One Cares About
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Decided to Tell You What You Think
5	5 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by an Atomic Bomb
5	5 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Build a Community Around Modding
3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Is Celebrating a Huge Mistake
4	4 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Into Him!
3	3 Vote	RoboCop Tries to Water Down Violence Against Muslims
2	2 Vote	Some iPhone Users Were Duped by THIS 9-Year-Old
2	2 Vote	Do You Know That Friendly Yellow Sun in the ER
7	7 Vote	Horse_Ebooks Has Been Lying to Mom
4	4 Vote	Boehner Says He Doesn't Want You to Sleep
3	3 Vote	Coffee Milkshakes Are Turning You Into a Daft Punk
4	4 Vote	Today Was a Huge Mistake

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