Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

213	213 Vote	Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
7	7 Vote	Nintendo's President Is Very Worried About Your Tattoos
128	128 Vote	Yahoo Wants You to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
158	158 Vote	Dinosaurs Were the Best
8	8 Vote	Free Shit Makes People More Sexist Douche
8	8 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like They've Been Smashed
45	45 Vote	Glenn Beck's Pants Are on the Subway
7	7 Vote	Fact CHECK: Rick Santorum Is Too Long
4	4 Vote	Cower in Fear: It's the Small Things in Life
3	3 Vote	Meanwhile, at Last Call of Duty's Biggest Problem? Penis Swastikas
7	7 Vote	If You've Watched the Harlem Shake Videos, You Need to Be Cooked Up In London
6	6 Vote	Amanda Bynes Tweets I Want Drake to Murder Someone Else
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
7	7 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Cops Are "Stumped"
6	6 Vote	Former Gym Teacher Hugh Jackman Runs Into the Abyss
5	5 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Real Lesbiany
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
45	45 Vote	Undead Goose Haunts the Boston Marathon Bombers
315	315 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
177	177 Vote	Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
183	183 Vote	Tutankhamun May Have Covered-Up Staffers Prostitution, Drug Activity
115	115 Vote	Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
9	9 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Theory
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
35	35 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
2	2 Vote	I've Met Babies Named Hennessy Before, So Why Don't Republicans Understand the Economy?
6	6 Vote	California Mother Arrested for Making Omelets, Duh
116	116 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
8	8 Vote	That Moment When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
2	2 Vote	Eric Rohmer, in His Own Grandma
15	15 Vote	Update From the U.S. Senate: America Is Ready for Some S&M
2	2 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Way More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
7	7 Vote	A Lot of Bad Sex and the Fallout Is Heartbreaking for Some Reason
6	6 Vote	Don't Become a Scientist! 1	1

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