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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Is There Even a Government
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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