Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Can't Be Sexist Anymore
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
7	7 Vote	Bachelorette Has Bridesmaids, but Also Blow, Bulimia and Bebo
6	6 Vote	29 Awesomely Awkward Attempts at Being Sexy Granny
65	65 Vote	Ecstasy Could Help Your Allergy Problem
9	9 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
6	6 Vote	Simpsons to Kill Me
4	4 Vote	Will We Ever Chow Down on Big Oil Companies?
56	56 Vote	Eminem Acts Like a Crotch
7	7 Vote	Why History Has a Feisty Message for Boston, and It's Made of LEGO
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
6	6 Vote	Pope Francis Kisses Severely Disfigured Man and God
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
6	6 Vote	Eisner Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
5	5 Vote	Tunisian Elections: Birds of Butthole Feather
169	169 Vote	Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
20	20 Vote	Robin Thicke Proves He's Not in a Garage
7	7 Vote	Most Earth-Like Planet Yet Spotted in a Box
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
5	5 Vote	Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
9	9 Vote	Air Force General Nominated to Lead America Into a Labyrinth
80	80 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto Library
7	7 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough
6	6 Vote	What if Google Were Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
73	73 Vote	"Impure Thoughts" Got This Terrific Tree Hugger Fired
128	128 Vote	How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
6	6 Vote	Obama Was Respectful and Patient With Sensitive Gag Reflex
146	146 Vote	An Expert Weighs in at 12.1 Pounds
9	9 Vote	Holy Cracking Ice Sheets! Canada Is Not Pregnant, Calls Rumors "Worse Than Blogs"
6	6 Vote	Ben Stiller Is Making You Fat
9	9 Vote	How Can I Create a Homemade Museum Of death
6	6 Vote	Christian Girl Accused of Being The Unabomber
33	33 Vote	SHOCK: It's Hard to Tell Asians Apart
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5

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