Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
228	228 Vote	Jackass Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
121	121 Vote	Ted Cruz Reads Green Eggs & Ham Because He Wants to Bone You, Duh
9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
9	9 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
5	5 Vote	Earth's Inner Core Is NOT Disrespectful
7	7 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Banned in Some Countries
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
8	8 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like ****
127	127 Vote	NASA to Drink More Wine
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
7	7 Vote	Now We Know Who to Blame for Your Clitoris
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush

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