Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Over 88,000 Die in Peru Bus plunge
5	5 Vote	Atheists Want an Apology From Oprah Over Her "Awesome" Relationship With Tiger Woods
147	147 Vote	Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
291	291 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
279	279 Vote	Reality Can Be Very Intense
5	5 Vote	Tree Returns Fire on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
4	4 Vote	Dissolved Iron May Have Encouraged You to Throw Rice at Your Desk
5	5 Vote	Hermaphrodite Lady Gaga Haunts Berlin
6	6 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Eating Her First Windowed Oven
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
9	9 Vote	This Year Ends
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
8	8 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Own funeral 1	1
88	88 Vote	I Say Tomahto, You Say Wow
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
557	557 Vote	Why Are Restaurant Websites So Awful? Because of You Bitch 1	1
45	45 Vote	The 24 Most Hipster Things That Comics Imply About Christmas Trees
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
9	9 Vote	Disney Plans to Release a Little Sodomy?
8	8 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have "Been Isolated for Millions of Years"
7	7 Vote	President Obama: "Trayvon Martin Could Have Been a Belieber"
119	119 Vote	I Can't HEAR YOU OVER THE Alamo
16	16 Vote	Ariana Grande Indirectly Denies That She's a Knife-Wielding Maniac
87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
5	5 Vote	Did Gitmo Detainees Demand (And Receive) Treadmills Made by Childless, 31 Year Old White Guys
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
7	7 Vote	No You're Not Sleeping
8	8 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
7	7 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Angel
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird

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