Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	George Zimmerman May Be Dead, but With Strings Attached
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
4	4 Vote	Ellen Is the Super Easy Way to Smuggle Drugs
7	7 Vote	Sen. Elizabeth Warren: Hostage Tactics Are the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
4	4 Vote	23 Ways to Survive a Holiday Dinner
6	6 Vote	Kid Discovers His Mom's Monster Dildo, Goes Hog Wild Conspiracy
15	15 Vote	"Sea Monster" Found on the Moon
8	8 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Regrets Acquiring Newsweek
6	6 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Creepily Close to Being Attractive
5	5 Vote	The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
2	2 Vote	Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Canceled
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be Informed
3	3 Vote	11 Lessons on Being Intentionally Funny
180	180 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword 1	1
5	5 Vote	This Is Your Average Sitcom in Anime Form
4	4 Vote	7 Superheroes Who Should Be Illegal
3	3 Vote	Their Unique Friendship Is So Uncomfortable
5	5 Vote	Goddamn Cold and Icky Outside
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Dolphins
136	136 Vote	Time to Get Out Of Bed
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
9	9 Vote	I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
129	129 Vote	Kanye West Ranting for Over 17 Years
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"

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