Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
38	38 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Jake Gyllenhaal
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
8	8 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Obama Readies Rap album
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
73	73 Vote	Pope John Paul II and John Havlicek, Shirtless and Wearing Sombreros
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
42	42 Vote	Taliban Claim to Be Semi-Funny
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
15	15 Vote	LeBron James Too Big to Exist
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
8	8 Vote	NASA's Space Food Stamps
61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
8	8 Vote	UK to Be Given Death Penalty: report
51	51 Vote	Solving the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
65	65 Vote	Cosmo Breaks the Important News: Tiger Penis Is a Mistake
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
9	9 Vote	Getting Ready for Dat Booty
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
8	8 Vote	I'm a Scientist, Get Me Out of Final Exam
42	42 Vote	Doctor Compares Deadly Abortion Injection to a Perfect Quadruple Backflip
111	111 Vote	Go to Hell: Daughter Pens Scathing Open Letter to Nerds
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
66	66 Vote	Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking It for Holiday Covers of Pop Songs
20	20 Vote	Former Congressman Denied Right to Deny Women Contraception Coverage
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
107	107 Vote	Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Painfully Awkward Things That Al-Qaeda Spent Money On
8	8 Vote	13 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
7	7 Vote	OK, OK, I Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
10	10 Vote	Justin Bieber to Do: Go to Jail 1	1
119	119 Vote	Could You Build Your Own Poop?

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