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Peepholes Found in Freezer

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Perverted pork chops?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I Don't Like Fed-Ex

eeveelutionize

Beutiful poetry, 7.8/10 too much water

FOX NEWS INSIDER: Woman Accuses Colorado Business of Turning Her Away Because of Fire Emblem

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Too much strategy practice, she's found ways to back up a false claim.

Thieves Break Into Nicki Minaj's Mansion and Get the F*** Out

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Who's in there
Its me, nicki minaj, b****
Nevermind

Schwarzenegger Wanted to Have Flashbacks and Meltdowns

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*Purposeful war flashbacks*

Boy Attacked on Bus for Wearing Wrong Trousers

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Pantsemonium

Zelda: Breath of the Friendzone

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The first game where link isnt getting called cute at all

Poor Doggo Is F**king Killed as Plane Crashes Into Bear Market - All Bark and No Rope Can Sustain My Wieght

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Doggope

This 8-Year-Old Boy's Skin Looks Like an Ostrich Designed to Make Beautifully Seasoned Oven-Roasted Chicken Noodle

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Interesting mental images

Missing Woman's Relatives Find Missing Man's Body in New Light Bulb

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The high-light of the news

Intense Violence, Sexual Themes and More Cheese

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*Crowd of anti-video game activists* TOO MUCH CHEESE, CHILDREN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY TOO-TILLA

She Said She Was Murdered, Police Say Hallo

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How many times was she stabbed?
Hella

Boy, 16, Shot in the Face, Internet Celebrates

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*distant voicw* Screw it, so many people are dying, let's celebrate instead, Dave. *another one bites the dust playing in background*

I BROKE MY SCISSORS TRYING TO Justify My Behaviour

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Good job, now here have a cut-out. OH WAIT!

My Boyfriend Has Been Fully Funded - New Stretch Goal Announced

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Let's get to a groom next, guys

I Hate My School So Much

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Shut up, at least you GET a good education

The Saddest Whale on Earth MAY SOON Be Homeless Man MAN MAN MAN MAN Dies

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Man

Shia LaBeouf Calls Cops After "Jesus" Shows Up for Sale

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You need jesus. Luckily, I have some for sale

It's National Pizza Day Care to Join?

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Yes

Melt Your Heart Tissue

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×_+ Okay

Spent My 30th Birthday Alone in Woods

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That's because you said you were responsible and could live by yourself when you were 2 YEARS OLD

How a Broken-Hearted Young Girl Was Ghosted by Her Ass

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She was crying her butt off

Life Is Actually Super Important

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No

Lana Del Rey for Sale

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I'll give 175.00

DNA Test Shows the Limits of "LOL JK"

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Also known as levels of idiocy and linguistics failure

Save 50 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes

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No thanks

Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy

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I am too

Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People

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If the Nintendo Switch doesn't work out, yes

A Bus-Sized Asteroid Is Set to Elect Hillary?

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What happens since Hillary wasn't elected

We Can All Fight Back When Pin-Ups Meet Harry Potter

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Oh dear goodness, send help from heaven, we're gonna need some jesus

It Begins: Wendy's Installs Robots in This Movie!

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Wendy's: age of coleslaw

The Bitch Is Back in Beatdown

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Aw, yeah

Italians Fall Out of an Actual "Finding Nemo" Scenario

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Falling Nemario

7 Most Ridiculous Things About Pokémon X and Fortis Memory Lines Aimed at Ryzen

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What an article

Hapless ISIS Suicide Bomber "Needs More Practice" After Blowing Himself Up Targeting Group of Fighters

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He's dead

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I don't think he's getting any more

11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams

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Oh goodness

Super Bowl History of Course Russians Are Playing "Chicken" With Trains

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Dang, maybe I should get more interested in football

McDonald's ARches Might Be Watching Your YouTube Videos, and More Than

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Stop slacking, logo

The Carpetbagger: Denzel Washington, the Oscars Accountant Who Was Blind From Birth. Awesome Wildlife

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Don't be mean to Denny.