Headline Smasher

"My god do I hate my birthday. Every year I am reminded that I am one year closer to my death and I keep getting crap that I don't want. Not to mention, I keep getting calls from my former boss at the CIA wishing me a happy birthday. Seriously, just SHUT UP!"

>Tim Cook
>"her"
Is there something you are not telling us Tim?

couldn't this get you arrested

TBH, I've just walked into a library

correct

Someone was thirsty for knowledge

This is my all time favorite meme.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/0-5x-a-presses-but-first-we-need-to-talk-about-parallel-universes

*Sequel to don't hug me I'm scared starts playing*

Find the contradiction.

Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love Is love.

They're on to us! Get in the bunker!

Talk about a fate worse than death.

TOO LATE!

Slow day for gaming journalism, isn't it.

For the low, low cost of YOUR SOUL!

Magneto. (I am well aware he was originally a comic book character, but I digress.)

He was never seen again.

I don't blame him.

Lucky you.

Good news, I just figured out what that thing you just cured me of did. It was a morality virus I got after I flooded the hospital with a deadly neurotoxin. It made me stop flooding the hospital with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

"Hey Jerry, I have something to tell you."
"What is it dear?"
"In order for me to keep living..."
"I have to eat food."
"How could you do this Samantha?"
"That's just the way of life."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

https://youtu.be/8PWlxfTFmyE?t=4s

Is this an insult, or a compliment?

https://www.ssbwiki.com/Tier_list#Super_Smash_Bros._Melee_tier_list Well she is high tier, at #6 out of 26.

I second this!

Idk if it's old bald men posing in bikinis or furry arts 😐

Help.

so Westbrook leads a cult now

Is this a perfect loop?

Next Pokemon game to offer Psychic, Dark, and Normal type starters?

No more gender fluidity problems...

Checkmate, SJWs.

Here are your choices of methods of execution :

💣🗡💉🔪🔫🏹🥋🥊🌪🐅🦍🐝💁🏿

I'll be waiting in the backyard...

Has it really been that long?

Just how do you incite anyone to change genders?

These are fake headlines. This is funny because it suggests a zombie finished a sporting event.

One of the source headlines posits a good question. Should an FtM boy, let alone a penised boy, join the scouts and get diddled?

Finally a game for people that have an Xbox one controller (without the console itself, that is...)

maybe not the best, but, hey, at least there's one...

What could POSSIBLY go wrong!?!?

Feeling old yet?

"Inspiring"

Kanye west blacked out!

Kanye west woke up next to president Trump:
"One more night, please darling"