Headline Smasher

Never gonna blow you up, never gonna tear you down, never gonna count the clock down, and go BOOM. Never gonna make you die, never gonna say "goodbye", never gonna go to zero, and hurt you.

The Nintendo Switch trailer, but for every frame that something that builds hype is shown, we are number one plays, but every one is replaced with Karen being antisocial with her Switch, but on every frame Karen is made fun of online, The Mario Odyssey trailer plays, but every time someone mistakes the opening of the trailer for a remake of Sonic Adventure, a random high quality rip plays.

That's it.

No more customization. The trailer is enough.

So you're telling me that I've been destroying BILLIONS OF DOLLARS every time I eat salmon? Time to give up my liking of smoked salmon.

Ah, now that's an easy one!

Don't go to deviant art.

CAN'T UNSEE!

This is the internet, we're ALL obsessed with this cat.

It's hip to avert bees!

I don't think you know what "fatally" means.

RIH Facebook!

Nah, they'll just die in prison for breaking the law.

You realize that this means that those who are deathly old and those who were just born will stay that way forever, right?

Does Shakespeare is Gay?

That's because he can only say things like "Poyo!"

"Might"

Good.

That's just crazy

Perhaps that's why AAI2 never got released in the US. The money that was going to be used for translators was instead used for getting Kay's car a do-over.

Thanks! I just had it expanded last week.

Not if the taxis are crazy enough.

Apparently tinfoil hats can speak now. The question is, "Should you listen?"

I'm jeebus btw.

Watching an alt-righter try to tack somewhere to the center politically is pretty pathetic. Just recite the Fourteen Words and be done with it, you're not fooling anybody.

WORST. LUCK. EVER. (Or, depending on how you look at it, best luck ever.)

Pepe the frog.

Sounds like an actual video.

*insert Wheatley joke here*

Welcome to the internet.

Maybe maybe maybe maybe?

Grab a rifle and FIGHT!

Where can I get some?

So... did you give birth to yourself or what?

... but your pet was still skinned alive ...

Roses are red,
We've never met.
So get out of mah safe space,
You fucking deplorable degenerate.
🙃

More cheating.

Someone is cheating.

I can sadly actually see this happening

Pretty accurate actually

The Dude and his poncho abides.

Curry why