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If, If, If, If, If, If! Why Is a Total Disaster?

miimii1205

0_o

I'm 32 Male, Married and Have an Exit Plan

unemondesansdanger

So admitting they have a side chick in public pretty bold move dude

Sci-Fi Sundays: Amazing Science of Redheads

woogler

Lmao! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

Nintendo of America SETS a DATE for THE First to Lower Water Level of Oroville Dam's Hydroelectric Plant Restart

woogler

Funny you should mention that!

Can Someone Please Remind Me Why We Love Public Toilets?

gromoff

Reason #1: We don't.

Hillary Attempts a "Real" Comeback

tehhackafracka

Unlikely

Jellyfish That Looks Like Harambe for $100,000

unemondesansdanger

That's pretty cheap for one actually

If You Seen This Please Comment I Think My Walnut Has Autism

nebby_get_in_the_bag

I'm autistic and I find this walnut...well, autistic.

But We Love Public Toilets?

unemondesansdanger

Signs someone is not a normal person

Do You Think You Are GROUNDED!

miimii1205

You are grounded for 987596737583957374738475637283747284647281098399198379402723591648 years.

Go to your room right now!

FAKE NEWS Presenter

miimii1205

Now, is it a presenter of fake news or a fake presenter that present news?

Obama Tries to Sell New Cars Online in the White House?

unemondesansdanger

#Cargate

What Your Nails Reveal About Your Knife Skills

gromoff

Sounds like a Buzzfeed article.

Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People

taha

الٓمٓ ١ ٱللَّهُ لَآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ ٱلۡحَيُّ ٱلۡقَيُّومُ ٢ نَزَّلَ عَلَيۡكَ ٱلۡكِتَٰبَ بِٱلۡحَقِّ مُصَدِّقٗا لِّمَا بَيۡنَ يَدَيۡهِ وَأَنزَلَ ٱلتَّوۡرَىٰةَ وَٱلۡإِنجِيلَ ٣ مِن قَبۡلُ هُدٗى لِّلنَّاسِ وَأَنزَلَ ٱلۡفُرۡقَانَۗ إِنَّ ٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ بَِٔاَيَٰتِ ٱللَّهِ لَهُمۡ عَذَابٞ شَدِيدٞۗ وَٱللَّهُ عَزِيزٞ ذُو ٱنتِقَامٍ ٤ إِنَّ ٱللَّهَ لَا يَخۡفَىٰ عَلَيۡهِ شَيۡءٞ فِي ٱلۡأَرۡضِ وَلَا فِي ٱلسَّمَآءِ ٥ هُوَ ٱلَّذِي يُصَوِّرُكُمۡ فِي ٱلۡأَرۡحَامِ كَيۡفَ يَشَآءُۚ لَآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا هُوَ ٱلۡعَزِيزُ ٱلۡحَكِيمُ ٦ هُوَ ٱلَّذِيٓ أَنزَلَ عَلَيۡكَ ٱلۡكِتَٰبَ مِنۡهُ ءَايَٰتٞ مُّحۡكَمَٰتٌ هُنَّ أُمُّ ٱلۡكِتَٰبِ وَأُخَرُ مُتَشَٰبِهَٰتٞۖ فَأَمَّا ٱلَّذِينَ فِي قُلُوبِهِمۡ زَيۡغٞ فَيَتَّبِعُونَ مَا تَشَٰبَهَ مِنۡهُ ٱبۡتِغَآءَ

Courts Likely to Cry

gromoff

OBJECTION!

Nokia to Buy Drugs

gromoff

Nokia: Our phones may be completely outdated in this day and age, but we will be back with drugs. UNBREAKABLE DRUGS!

d__b

prices won't be the only thing that's higher

purplegirl

Will stoned developers make better phones?

Sex Will Make Single People Jealous

gromoff

You don't say.

Dogs Are Getting Tired of Hypocrisy

gromoff

Who isn't, really?

purplegirl

So don't tell them to not bark and then start barking.

Chimpanzees Overthrow, Kill and Then Got Burned

eeveelutionize

Is this planet of the apes?

NBA Teams Reportedly Want to F*ck

purplegirl

This is news? NBA is full of sexual predators and batterers.

Boy, 16, Shot in the Face, Internet Celebrates

purplegirl

Or maybe the kid was a very bad bully or sex offender. What if the 16-year-old was shot in the face while raping?

Trans Kids Can Be the Next Big Epidemic

purplegirl

No epidemic. Anti-trans bigots are the epidemic, and I'm saying this as a conservative.

Emma Watson on the Performance of Musical Despite Racial Slur

purplegirl

Was the song by Johnny Rebel? "We don't want ******* in our schools, say no to integration. Keep those ******* in their place, we'll have a better nation."

Atheist Forces School to Remove Brain Tumor

purplegirl

Better than making them remove the Ten Commandments display; just remove his brain tumor that makes him a Christianophobe.

The Most Inspiring Slab of Concrete You'll See All Day

unemondesansdanger

Slow news day?

College: Feces Swastika Found in Rivers Around the Moon

limelow

I always knew there's a secret nazi base on the moon

Brutal Thief Tied Up Elderly Widow and Threatened to Burn Her Books to All Branches of Military Guns of WWI

limelow

Thank god he didn't actually do it

Preview: Footwear Is a Real Asshole

purplegirl

Who got kicked in the bum?

Florida Lady Feels the Wrath of Extreme Ocean Waves

eeveelutionize

Well, that excalated quickly

As Schwarzenegger Eyes U.S. Senate, Remember That He Wasn`t Laying Next to Her Baby Bump

eeveelutionize

Um, wat

Greed Is Good (But Only if You're a Weirdo French Election

eeveelutionize

Man.

Bloodstained House and a Broken Heart I Was Drunk for 32 Days Have Some Bread

eeveelutionize

Hold on, slow down. I didn't get that.

Beyoncé Just Dethroned Selena Gomez & the Weeknd and Justin Bieber Becomes a Meme

eeveelutionize

This week in celebritiy news:

Sanders: What We Need You to Do if You Try to Live Stream Giraffe Birth of Course

eeveelutionize

Good to know

Please Stop Asking Me Why I Sleep Straight

purplegirl

You sleep straight because you are not queer.

17-Year-Old Girl Missing From the World – Live Coverage

purplegirl

Yes. How would you know they are missing from the world if they are missing from the world since you cannot prove a negative? And how can you cover what is missing?

Does Smoking Weed Lead to Disappointment

purplegirl

Only after your stash is gone...