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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison

countershadowform

This is currently tied with "To Do: Go to Jail". Two kinds of people, I suppose...

This 3-Year-Old Refused to Have a C-Section

sirbacon

How dare she?

This Teen Wants You to Play Atari

miimii1205

But really kids, don't fiddle around with corpses

US Airline Companies Be Like B*tch Please!

miimii1205

gtfo

I'll Talk About Flight Club

miimii1205

I feel savage today!

How about you?

Hillary Clinton Communications

miimii1205

Where all HTTP packets are dropped

Alaska Hit by a Season-Ending Foot Injury

miimii1205

That source has a long ass title...

What Is Ransomware - and It's Glorious

miimii1205

???
I guess my comment got hit by a ransomware...

miimii1205

It Seems Crazy to Say Goodbye πŸ’Ώ

miimii1205

Goodbye πŸ’Ώ

Thou'll be missed ;_;7

This Is the Third Most Instagrammed Place in Hell...

quijotesca

What is it and what are the other two?

I Live in the Comments

coolskateboardtricks

What a nice home

Great News! A Hot Air Balloon Accident in Oakland

quijotesca

Fantastic!

Helen Hunt Had No Hope for Kids, Now Expecting Miracle Baby Kangaroo

quijotesca

She should've gotten a goat

How Close Are We Turning Our Computers Into Racists?

miimii1205

enum SkinColors = {
BLACK,
ASIAN,
WHITE,
NATIVES,
ARABS,
INDIAN,
LATINOS
}

πŸ™ƒ

Oh Look, It's a Process

countershadowform

Me in Task Manager

My Friend Said He Died

volugs

Oh no, is he ok?

How to Eat More Avocados

sirbacon

Step one: get more avocados
Step two: eat them

Woman Shot by Jay Z

miimii1205

boi.

The Alternative Currency of a Bitch!

quijotesca

They are called...bitchcoins

Teaching Your Kids About GENDER

miimii1205

Oh boi,
Here we go again :^)

Elderly Man Dances in the Sink

drfault

If this was on the news, I would actually like it.

Iron Man Need a Hug Right Now

sirbacon

HULK HUG!

Nintendo President: It Is Now Diabetes-Free

miimii1205

Bad news guys: your switch has diabetes πŸ˜ͺ

A Sad Story in Comments. Please Help

miimii1205

I've stepped on a 🐌 today.

β˜ΉοΈπŸ™πŸ˜’πŸ˜­βš°οΈβš±οΈ

Woman Run Over by Police Helicopter

miimii1205

That helicopter is savage AF πŸ˜‚

πŸ’πŸΏπŸ’₯🚁

Weetabix Sold to Arkansas Not Intended for Executions

quijotesca

Glad we're not killing people with cereal

What Happens to Your Best Quality

gromoff

It starts, then it gets taken down a few months later. It eventually reopens, and goes strong for several months, until it randomly decides to end itself for no reason. However, that only lasts for a couple weeks, then its back to normal and still normal as of right now.

America Is a Little Weird

gromoff

"Weird" is an understatement.

>TFW You Have Top Comment and the Footage Is Amazing Facts About China Has Nintendo Switched Gears?

gromoff

How weirdly specific. On a side note, how would that face actually look?

Plane Turns Into Submarine!

miimii1205

... with a devastating effect!

This Will Make You a Salad

countershadowform

There's a potentially dangerous level of ambiguity in that "make".

A Baby Is Born to the Gravedigger

quijotesca

This sounds more like a pretentious indie film than a newspaper headline, but it's still quite the title

Cowboys Reportedly Emerge as President's Biggest Obstacle

quijotesca

I'm gonna assume this is about literal cowboys and not the football team

Patrick Stewart in Drag Has Been Accepted Into All 8 Ivy League Schools

quijotesca

Congrats!

Blake Lively Gave Birth to Kittens, Dies

quijotesca

RIP

Skin Deep: How to Delete a Comment

miimii1205

Well, that's easy;
There's a trash can on each of your comments.

Click it and it's gone.

Trap Remix of Harry Potter Puppet

miimii1205

You mean "trap" as in music or...

Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time

antibot

The Phantom Tollbooth?

Gravity Doesn't Exist. There Is Nowhere to Hide Military Planes

purplegirl

Gravity doesn't exist. It is just that the entire world sucks.