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There Are SWASTIKAS on the Pepsi!

thebube

Used to indicate only having nein calories

A Comet Impact With Earth Could Wipe Out the Truth

thebube

"You can't handle the truth!" - Comet

When You're Mad at Her Butt

thebube

Make it talk to the hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A Guide to Fucking Me for My Bad English

thebube

Me love you long time!

Dear 2016, I'd Like a Watermelon

thebube

Dear 2017, about that watermelon...

No No No No...

thebube

Oh, yes yes yes yes!

The Republican Blame Obama for Promoting Equality, Kindness and Love

thebube

"Obamer done did it"

Grindr Sued Over Death by Fur Induced Suffocation

thebube

Furries strike again

What Homophobes Are Afraid of Raptors...

unemondesansdanger

The Toronto Raptors ?

Use a Spoon to Help Scotland

unemondesansdanger

That sounds like a good way to somehow get injured

A Few Years Back They Told Me It's a Boy!

miimii1205

Once he was a black baby boy. Now she a white blonde preteen girl.

CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CH-CHANGES

Become an Adult With Acne

unemondesansdanger

Depressing reality of the day

Stupid Liberals Can't Read This

danovan235

I'm a stupid liberal. What does this say?

Stuff Your Mouth Full of Weapons Including Knives...

trex9876

What could possibly go wrong?

nebby_get_in_the_bag

nice jojoke

Kraft Heinz Employees Get Paid to Lick People's Eyeballs

purplegirl

Interesting job description. Eyeball licker.

Americans Be Like: "I Have Gum"

miimii1205

dyslexics be like: "there's nothing funny about that one."

Michael Bay to Produce Movie About Cancer

miimii1205

Boom!

My Son's Not a Hate Crime

purplegirl

Everyone should. Genocide of Whites is no better than genocide of non-whites. Whites are the only ones for which genocide is fair game. Not promoting White genocide is seen as a hate crime. We should call out all attempts of genocide when they occur, since ALL law-abiding lives matter.

seafisheater

You can tell somebody thinks about genocide of non-white people when genocide of whites is on their mind. Usually people don't think about genocide very often.

Remains of the Iconic Red Solo Cup, Robert Hulseman, Has Died

miimii1205

Even in death you're not saved from dying.

A Toddler Accidentally Shoots Self in Groin, Police Say I Don't Care, Man

unemondesansdanger

thats one hell of a potential lawsuit

Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn

unemondesansdanger

YESSSSS

Google's Instant Apps Goes Live: Now You Can End It Peacefully

unemondesansdanger

I can see someone making one tho in the next 5 years

purplegirl

A suicide app? Wow.

Please Help Me With My Tears

trex9876

Is that you, Microsoft?

A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket

unemondesansdanger

This one never gets old

Sim City in Real Time. With Fedoras

mypowerbob

M'sim

The Healthiest Meals Come in 1918

unemondesansdanger

given that was the year of the Spanish flu I hate to imagine their definition of "healthy"

PS4 Getting the His Ears Pierced

miimii1205

Whoa, watch out! We got a rebel over here...

Sex Shop Employees Chase Off Armed Robber by Throwing Dildos at Him

nevermore

r/nottheonion

When Someone Farts on the Super Bowl

purplegirl

Gross! Who let it?

Lawsuit Alleges Cop Gave Her Eyeliner

purplegirl

No good deed left unpunished...

The CEO of Burton Is Literally Drowning in River Thames

trex9876

You see someone drowning. Do you
A. Try to help them?
Or
B. Write a headline?

My Uncle Will Make You Cry

purplegirl

That's opposite of what we heard. Everyone else always cries "Uncle!"

lonely_streets

Well shit

They F-Cked Up This Movie !!

trex9876

BvS? SS? WW? JL?

Never Gonna Give You Chills

cyris

Wasn't this a Rick Astley song?

Missing Man's Body Found in Stack of Old Playboys

unemondesansdanger

I guarantee you this has happened somewhere

Jesus IS NOW Threatening Legal Action

cyris

Is he suing the Romans for crucification?