Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
108	108 Vote	Two Frightened Dogs Search for Lightsaber Stolen From Pro-Gun Congresswoman's Home
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
145	145 Vote	Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
397	397 Vote	Prepare to Be Prepared 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
491	491 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
108	108 Vote	Nvidia Removed Linux Driver Feature Due to an Asshole
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
136	136 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4 1	1
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
108	108 Vote	Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4