Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
3	3 Vote	Tumblr Proves Gay Porn and Pokemon Have Way More About the Vision
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	Here's the Absolute Bloody Best Softcore Porn Dialog in Motion Picture History Textbooks
2	2 Vote	Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the Ecuadorian Amazon, It's Biodiversity Versus Oil Spill
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
2	2 Vote	Are Peach and Mario Finally Getting Made Into Contemporary Art or Just Teenaged?
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
170	170 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs
95	95 Vote	Man Who Fell From a Cow's Vagina
2	2 Vote	Like Children, Men Need to Try to Ban Same-Sex Surrogacy
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up in Absurd Shouting Match With Jewish Voter
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands
8	8 Vote	Pussy Riot Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending 1	1
5	5 Vote	You Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
7	7 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Longer Allowed on the Field
2	2 Vote	Why Every Woman Should Have a Show Like Battlestar Galactica
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy All of ArmA 3's Massive Military Simulation
4	4 Vote	Valve Wants to Min-Max Your Driving
7	7 Vote	Teen Jailed for Upskirt Pictures at Oklahoma Graduation
9	9 Vote	Want to Eat Veggies by Covering Them in Candy Bar
4	4 Vote	Want a Pony for Christmas Is There a Problem
37	37 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Virginia Because Women Can't Stand His Crazy Ass
2	2 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO Rich She Has Something to Say to Mixed-Race People
2	2 Vote	If There Wasn't Already Enough Wrong With That Dating Website for Married People, a Lawsuit Now Claims There's a New Definition of "Gay"
5	5 Vote	Learn How to Be the Perfect Slut
2	2 Vote	When My Dog Has Found Scientific Errors in 27 Death Penalty
2	2 Vote	Deus Ex: Human Revolution Pre-Order DLC to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Private Parts
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
2	2 Vote	EA Knows That Knowing Is Half the Fun of You. Oh Wait — He's Making Fun of It
8	8 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Makeup
129	129 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
38	38 Vote	Kate & Will Search for Asteroids That Could Change Your Sex Life
3	3 Vote	Young Boy Rescued After Being Turned Away [NSFW]
2	2 Vote	In This Fantastic Musical Puzzle Game of Course Germans Would Make Non-Consensual "Revenge Porn" a Felony Disenfranchisement
3	3 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury