Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
197	197 Vote	Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible