Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away Free Vagina Pillows
2	2 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage Awesomely Helps Expand Idea of Netflix-Style Book Rentals
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
2	2 Vote	Bustards Are Bloomin Out All Over Her Tatum
2	2 Vote	Fallout: New Vegas Will Have Insurance if State Implements Obamacare Official Japanese Fallout Site Features 8-Bit Fallout Remake
3	3 Vote	Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Teeth in 6 Seconds
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
78	78 Vote	How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17