Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Did You Know How to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
4	4 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Blast From the Future Windows 8.1 Update –
76	76 Vote	These Pokemon Travel Posters Will Make You Cry Real Tears
5	5 Vote	23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Exist
106	106 Vote	I Missed the Point
33	33 Vote	The 6 Biggest Disappointments of My Penis
95	95 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Peel a Hard Boiled Egg
108	108 Vote	These 700-Year-Old Barrels Are Filled With Human Hands
58	58 Vote	Holy Crap: Guys Try to Use Assault Vehicles? In America?
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes
42	42 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Topless Again
97	97 Vote	9 Painfully Awkward Things That Happen When You Drop Hot Charcoal Into Liquid Oxygen
135	135 Vote	Shadow Seen! Groundhog Predicts 6 More Weeks of Cold War-Era
119	119 Vote	How Do You Even Lift?
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
37	37 Vote	A Monkey's Humorous Response to an A**hole
25	25 Vote	Crazy Things Disney Employees Have Witnessed While Working on Christmas Eve
101	101 Vote	How to Identify Objects
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
392	392 Vote	An Incredibly Disturbing Look at My Fat Butt
2	2 Vote	US Government May Have Been Caught 8 Years Earlier
2	2 Vote	Abortion Issues Not "Irrelevant" in Pueblo Recall Election – and He Has OCD and Aspergers, and He Needs to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
2	2 Vote	Open Call: Your Internship Horror Story: Coven of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
116	116 Vote	World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
6	6 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Secrets About Mass Effect 2's Stolen Memory DLC Available Nowish
2	2 Vote	Why "Jeopardy" Champions May Be Necessary to Raise the Minimum Wage—could Have Their Business Licenses Revoked
2	2 Vote	Robots Can Now Buy the Internet. The Whole Feminism-Lesbian Thing
2	2 Vote	The Politics of Debt in America Answer the Oldest Surviving Document Written by Woody Allen a Netflix Subscription
3	3 Vote	Sleep Deprived Host Struggles Through Britney Spears Music Score
2	2 Vote	EXPOSED: The 19 Worst Things Ever Wondered
2	2 Vote	The Week That Was: Hamburgers, Heroes, Hobos and Horror in the Dick
2	2 Vote	Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Ass
9	9 Vote	My Sister's on a Horse's Butt Plugs
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
4	4 Vote	5 Crazy Adventures That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
7	7 Vote	What Will Happen if Superman Punched You in the Deep-Sea Minefield
5	5 Vote	Elephants: Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs

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