Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

notsocoolguy

Voted Headlines

146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
38	38 Vote	Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
174	174 Vote	Why Yes, There Are Now Women
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
141	141 Vote	Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
44	44 Vote	Hope for Peace in Syria, but Don't Expect Rock Band 4 Anytime Soon
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2