Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
111	111 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
57	57 Vote	Model Hogwarts Made of Poop
290	290 Vote	Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments 2	2
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
141	141 Vote	Mom Loses Custody of Herself
14	14 Vote	Maryland Politicos Threaten to Fight a Werewolf
48	48 Vote	Wait, So Is Porn Addiction Even a Sport?
36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths
135	135 Vote	How Experienced in Pooping Are You? [CHART]
39	39 Vote	TechCrunch Forced to Re-Enact Slavery
149	149 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Action Movie Bad Guy [CHART]
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
111	111 Vote	How to Get Even Creepier
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
52	52 Vote	When Life Hands You a Hurricane, Make a Goat Puke
84	84 Vote	Most Popular Types of Job Applicants You Should Never Eat
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
50	50 Vote	Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
199	199 Vote	I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
60	60 Vote	Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
22	22 Vote	Mayoral Candidate Promises Not to Be Inside Of You
27	27 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
27	27 Vote	Why Batman Needs a Gospel Choir
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
7	7 Vote	Browns Score Six Points With Their Fists
9	9 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Never Write Action Scenes for Your Lady-Bits
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard

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