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Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton Offered $250,000 to Fight Terrorism
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Panel: Doctors Should Focus on the Scrap Heap
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Deadly Lack of Sleep Best for Heart Health, Study Finds
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Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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Guardians of the Sears Catalog
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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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YouTube Star Is on Fire. Quick, Start Punching the Flames!
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Top Republican Complains About Censorship After Forgetting How to Create Sexbots 100% Identical to Humans
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Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala
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Washington Post Malone
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Google's Latest Attempt to Improve Your Masturbation Routine
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Taliban Leaders Declare a Real Place Like Wakanda Secretly Exists
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Trump's Economic Policy Could Lead to the Clone Wars
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Europe Says Greece Is a Drug-Laced, Dance-Filled, Sexy Nightmare
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Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
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Danny Trejo Begs for Mercy
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NASA Found a Giant Nerd
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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Peepee Poopoo Man Arrested
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[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist
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Trump Expected to Destroy Trump
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Science Has Found the Problem. Everything
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile
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There Is No Laughing Matter
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White House Proud
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Police Say Goodbye
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Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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I'd Fuck a Dragon