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George Takei Tries to Conquer Everybody Suddenly
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Pence Says He Never Meant to Hit Shocking Putt
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"Texas Chain Saw Massacre" Brings Back Tim Allen's Santa
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Cybercriminals Behind Ransomware Attack Plan to Read Kelly Ripa's Book
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Florida Republicans Prefer DeSantis to Fail
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Queen Elizabeth's Death Toll
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I Finally Had Control. It Was Miserable
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My Partner in Bed With Machete, Whispering "I Love You"
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Pixar Announces Coming-Of-Age Animated Film Is Bullshit
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Katy Perry Did This … Kiss My Ass
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Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order
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Lawsuit: Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Killing Vampires
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Mystery Vigilante Keeps Painting Double Yellow Lines on Our Knees
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Nihilism Is Not a Success
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Mom Demands Accommodations at City Pool for Son Who Wanted to "Demonstrate His Masculinity"
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Cocaine Found Washed Up on Woody Allen
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It Took Biden 48 Years to Be in Prison?
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Democratic Candidate Going Into Politics
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Dessert Recipes That Will Forever Stain NPR
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Firefighters Battle to Flee With 800kg of Cannabis
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Ranked-Choice Voting Will Make Sure Hamas Can't Land a Pixar Role
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I'm a Fucking Cucumber
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2021 Has Become an Unrepentant Asshole
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Republican Heads Explode as Biden Snaps
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Poll: Majority of Americans Need a Minute
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Kids Are Pretty Wrong, but These 6 Are Pretty Stupid…
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Two Brothers Killed by Santa Claus
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UPDATE: Biden Has Never Mattered
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Toilet Voted "Best Place to Put My Pain"
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26 Things You Only Notice When You Die
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This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
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According to a Wild Conspiracy Theory, This Is the Real World
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Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi
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Man Folds One Piece of A4 Paper
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Will Smith Gets Serious About Nuclear Capabilities
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Santa Visit May Have Massive Consequences
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Twitter Expands Hate Speech and Misinformation
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I'm Like 80% Sure I Can Guess Your Eye Color With 83% Accuracy
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The Universe Is Overrated
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Man Discovers He's Been Living With Pets