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Shaq Dunking at 46 Years Old? BOOM! Candace Owens Supports Hitler
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Hooters Giving Free Wings to Customers Willing to Testify Before Grand Jury
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Russian Navy Has New Weapon Against Pakistan: Water
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Trump Proposes a Treasure Hunt. Archaeologists Are Horrified
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Trump Gets Roaring Applause for Vow America Will Suffer
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Manafort Accidentally Reveals an Important Hermione Theory
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R. Kelly Having Sex With Manhole Cover
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Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules
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McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee
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Batman Takes Out a Contestant on "Fear Factor"
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Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself
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Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch
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My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler
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Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil
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Dying Woman, 55, Granted Wish to See Proof of 2016 Election Interference
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8 Fun Facts About STDs
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Nebraska's New Tourism Tagline: Honestly, It's Not Quite There, but Oh, the Views
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I Am Offended That They Want to Make Classrooms More Inclusive
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Trump May Be an Expensive Failure
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From Wallace & Gromit to WWI: Why an Oscar-Winning Animation Studio Turned to Sh*t Pretty Quickly
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This Woman Gives No Damns That She's Been Diagnosed With Dementia
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Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
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Trump Nonsensically Claims He Is Ford's Assaulter
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Hurricane Michael Myers
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This Is MY Duck
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Trump Reveals His Identity
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Arby's Parent Company to Interview "Potential ISIS Recruits"
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Kavanaugh: I Will Never Stop the Hugs
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President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
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Sesame Street Says Bert and Ernie Are Gay Penguins
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Letter: Children Must Be Destroyed
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Falcon Kicked Out of Disneyland for Smoking
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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention
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Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
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"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
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PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
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This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
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How Often Should You Secretly Tape Trump?
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Insane Video Shows Raccoon Mourning Over Dead Body of Ran Over Companion Cube
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Don't Force Google to Add Insult to Injury