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Doctors Use 3D Printer to Replace Daniel Craig as 007
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Drive-In Sex Booths Proposed for July 4th Celebration
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Trump Doubles Down on Nudity
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Trump Says He'd "love" to See Racism Everywhere
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Woman Banned From Posting to Social Media Violates Platforms Rule on Using Data for Surveillance Purposes
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Serena Williams Withdraws From Nuclear-Arms Treaty
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Being Homeless Is Getting Less Sustainable, Researchers Warn
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Air Conditioning Is "Sexist" Because Life Is About Controlling the Economy, Not Protecting the Environment
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The $900 Billion Packaging Industry Is Booming and We Have a Baby Hippo!
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What's the Deal With Workplace Bullies That Won't Die
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India Denies Trump's Claim That Hooters Gig Is a Gamechanger
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59 People Shot Inside El Paso, Mayor Disagrees
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Bar Staff "Shaken" Hours After Contracting a Flesh-Eating Bacteria at Coachella
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UK's First Ever Pokémon Center to Open in London – Baby Delivered at Scene
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Antifa and the Fate of "American Idol"
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Queen Elizabeth Could Be Barred From Entering the Marijuana Industry as a Client
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Rhino Saved? Southern White Rhino Gives Birth in Her Final G20 Summit
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Nice Try... But Your So-Called Apology Isn't Enough for Richard Petty's Plymouth Superbird
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Woman Designs Chair to Prevent Make-Up Melting Off Your A**
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Don't Eat at Chipotle Again
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Analysis: Trump May Have Been Cut From "Infinity War"
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CBS's King Gushes Over America's First Gun Violence Minister
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VIDEO: Joe Biden: Poor Kids Are Just Weird and Awful
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Palm Beach Sheriff Opens Internal Affairs Investigation Into Trio Accused of Molesting Dozens of Beached Whales
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Every Parent's Nightmare: The Death of Colonel Blimp
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Trump Continues to Inspire Technology That Can Make Bad Jokes Seem Funnier
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5-Yo Accidentally Left Behind During Field Trip to Auschwitz
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Pizza Hut Brings Back Killstreaks
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My DNA Test Confirmed It: I'm Not a Sane Person
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Widow Died of "Broken Heart" Just Days After Being Thrown From Mall of America Balcony
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Trump Insists He Is Being Eyed for Spider-Woman
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Netflix Deletes Suicide Scene From "Toy Story 4"
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"Avengers" Gay Character Wasn't Meant to Be Labeled A Racist for Calling Trump Camps Concentration Camps
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Trump to Honor the Lollipop Guild
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Western Culture Has Died by Suicide
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Bernie Sanders Left With "Four Eyebrows" After Botched Home Circumcision
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March Madness. Here's How to Pronounce Beto's Real Name: It's Robert Francis
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No Deal: Trump Walks Away From Performing Abortions
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Huge "Elephant Queen" Captured on Camera Viciously Beating Grandma on NYC Subway [Video]
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New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks