Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

106	106 Vote	My Doctor Said I Wasn't Praying Hard Enough
3	3 Vote	Couple Charged With Allegedly Raping Child Predator
186	186 Vote	But Why? Why Would a Grown Man Play With Trains?
33	33 Vote	Man Shoots Employee After She Complained of "Phantom Smells" Like Burnt Toast
2	2 Vote	Trump: I AM a Thot
79	79 Vote	13 Signs You're in a French Bakery 1	1
4	4 Vote	Rookie Flash Bangs His Entire Basketball Career
78	78 Vote	Pikachu Is the Convicted Fort Hood Shooter Now? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Raven Symone Has Pretty Much Disappeared, and Here's Why You'd Better Run
5	5 Vote	Trump Just Claimed to Have Sex With Minors
5	5 Vote	Scammers Are Using China Tariffs as a Means of Advancing Complex Political and Economic Ideas
174	174 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Just Casually Announced That He Committed Suicide Bombing
3	3 Vote	Casey Kasem's Widow Allegedly Assaulted Boy, 13, for Not Parroting Left-Wing Talking Points
2	2 Vote	Why Trump Might Kill More Civilians Than ISIS and Taliban—COMBINED
89	89 Vote	Trump Goes on Two-Hour Stabbing Rampage in SoCal 2	2
3	3 Vote	Hong Kong Just Getting a Battle Royale Mode
6	6 Vote	How Pikachu Lost All That Methane
2	2 Vote	Priest on Leave Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against the Barbarians
529	529 Vote	The Man Who Had Sex IRL 2	2
3	3 Vote	A Sixpack Would Help Panel in Impeachment Decision
6	6 Vote	The Scary Truth About What Happened in a Diaper
6	6 Vote	Delicious Vodka Cocktails Perfect for Your Kids School Lunches
4	4 Vote	Man Diagnosed With Early Stages of Spider-Grief
3	3 Vote	Twitch Has Launched Its "toxic Masculinity" Campaign
3	3 Vote	Shock Video: Suspect Allegedly Smashes Bowling Ball Into Pond
4	4 Vote	Country Music Star Stops Concert to Address Israel Travel Restrictions
85	85 Vote	Aaron Paul Says He Accidentally Killed Brother While Cooking
4	4 Vote	The Rock Doubles Down, Puts Tyrese in a White Neighborhood
8	8 Vote	Boris Johnson Has Already Been Made Rideable
3	3 Vote	Experience: I Was Born
3	3 Vote	8chan: The Far-Right Website Linked to Kids Brain Injuries
56	56 Vote	Mass Murders Are a Referee's Worst Nightmare
142	142 Vote	CNN Forced to Destroy the Avengers
4	4 Vote	Here's How Much I Cried Watching the Anime...
2	2 Vote	"Kamala Harris Waving" Video Has Morphed Into a Whirlpool of Paranoia
6	6 Vote	Man Says He Will Challenge Trump for President, but Softly, in Code
142	142 Vote	The Arctic's on Fire & Smeared With Excrement
7	7 Vote	Oh, So That's Why We Are Living in Hell
89	89 Vote	Natalie Portman Is Returning to Wrestling
2	2 Vote	I Chose Kevin Because He Has No Balls

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