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This Won't End Well: Taylor Swift Pulls Out Bootleg Weather Map After Alabama Hurricane Claims
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Bernie Sanders Undergoes Unexpected Heart Surgery, Thinks He's Spider-Man Now
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Everything's Better With Money and Power
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Seinfeld Is Coming to "Mortal Kombat 11"
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Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable
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I Butchered an Entire Village in India
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Russia's "Nuclear Titanic" Floating Power Plant Is Setting Sail Toward Alaska. Here's What Happens to You, Asshole
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Pornhub's Left Field Bid to Kill Jewish Man and Infant in L.A. Metro Station
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Walmart to Stop Climate Change
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Welsh Town's Anti-Sex Toilets Will Spray Users With Water Cannons, Firebombs
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Republicans Fear Trump Will Win Reelection
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Iran Denies Role in "Blade" Reboot
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Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
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Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf
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The Best Porn Is Found Hiding in Plain Sight
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I Killed My Partner. It Saved My Marriage
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89-Year-Old Grandma and Grandson Back From Hell
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This Kid Was Bullied for His Brutally Bad Polling Numbers
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Bernie Sanders Could Be Criminally Prosecuted
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We Should Never Go Full Richard Spencer. Never Go Full Richard Spencer
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Adele Officially Files for Divorce After Fertility Clinic Sperm Mix-Up
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Hello Human Friend, I Do COCAAAAAINE
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This Linux Computer Plus Router Is the Future of Urban Warfare
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Chelsea Handler Travels America Apologizing for Her Freedom
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Band Wears T-Shirts Designed by Jerks
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Fox News Host: Christian Kids Should Get a Little Flirty
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Gay Penguins, and Their Hope for a Growing Economy
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Whoopee! DoorDash Raises Minimum Pay From $1 to $2 Million
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God Decided to Snap This Cool Pic
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Pentagon Announces Plan to Kill Me
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MIT Scientists Accidentally Create the Blackest of Fridays
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Trump: America Will Never Be President
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Johnson Tells Civil Servants to Make Biden Feel Better About Himself
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Hailey Baldwin Is Intense & Full of Cake Ingredients
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Illinois Teen Wakes Up Thinking Each Day Is a Dark, Pensive Game Starring a Space Trillionaire
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Beloved Megachurch Pastor Jarrid Wilson Commits Suicide Bombing
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"The Matrix 4" Will Reportedly Feature a Young Girl Accidentally Destroying My iPhone 6S
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You Can Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell (Ring My Bell, Ding-Dong-Ding)
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Trump Cancels Denmark Trip Because They Hate Him
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Bernie Sanders Calls for Oasis Reunion