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How to Make Sex "Painful and Awkward"
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The Surprisingly Racist Origins of Christmas Decorations
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Top Law Firms Are Buying Dozens of Monkeys
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CNN Anchor Chris Cuomo, You Are an Outrage Even by 2019 Standards
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Breonna Taylor Swift
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Everyone Is Gay in Honor of Pride Month
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Maddow: Biden Has a Minigun Now
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Mayor Orders Cops to Be Sh**ted On During Sex
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How to Flirt While Wearing a Condom
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Exclusive: Please Let Me Sleep?
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Pants? Not on My Owner's Tab
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Report: Trump Has Been Even Worse Than Anyone Knew
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Trump Has Been Exhausting
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We're Still Not Happening So Please Stop Asking
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Trump Says He's "very Proud" of His Death Toll
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Boris Johnson Forced to Work
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Trump Floats Possibility of Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Sewer Grate
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New Zealand Family's Dog Tries to Negotiate Ceasefire
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We Finally Understand the Weather
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US "Outraged" After Rocket League Went Free-To-Play, Its Servers Crashed
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McDonald's May Permanently Close Because Everything Sucks
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Watch LIVE: Donald Trump Dismisses New York Nuclear Attack
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Senate Republicans Get Creative in Their Reckless Disregard for Human Life
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How to Feel Ancient Today
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Hey Ladies, I'm Short, Balding, and Unemployed, but I Have Opinions
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I Can't Stop Murdering Everybody
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Swarm of Bees Attack and Dethrone God
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It's Time to Give People Cocaine
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Spiders Are a Terrible and Dangerous Idea
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COVID-19 Surges in Republican Poll
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Trump: I Will Not "love the Country"
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I Have Multiple Orgasms During Sex With Boys (And Left-Wing Media DEFENDS It)
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The Girl Who Died After Eating a 12-Foot Long Reptile
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The Federalist Tries to Shiv Dr. Fauci, Stabs Self in Dick
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Media Say Same-Sex Marriage Will Save You Hundreds of Dollars Worth of Sticks
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Trump Pretty Sure All MEN Created Equal, OK?
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Don't Let the Hot People Fuck
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Let's Murder Grandma for Her Soap
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This 16-Minute Video Will Get You Ready to Attack and Dethrone God
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Trump Adds a Mute Button, Saving Countless Friendships