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China Hopes to Have Sex With My Husband
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Classic Film Stars Who Were Born
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Rob Liefeld Returns to Normal
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Street Fighter's Ryu Is the Democrats Only Option
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First Sex-Doll Brothel Opens in Jerusalem
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It's Fall Guys Meets Indiana Jones, and That's Terrible
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I'm Trying to Hide, Says Source
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Your Weekly Horoscope Warns You to Scream Like It's 1994
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Pence Wants the 2005 Heisman Trophy Back
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Meteorite Fragment Found in Nancy Pelosi's Coffee Machine After Rioters Break Into Office
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Nearly 20% of Renters in America "Sexy"
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We Are Governed by People Who Drive Toyota Camrys
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I'm Sorry, Jim, I Still Watch Those Cartoons
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Ever Got So Faded You Cuddled a Skeleton on a Mountain of Lies
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Biden: I Never Said I Was Done Talking About Spaghetti
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Well S***, Amazon Is About to Buy Greenland
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Stop Asking Siri for Sexual Assault
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Hackers Finally Put a Cat on a Wall
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Bees Pay a Steep Price for Cheap Meat Loaf
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Joe Biden Says He Hasn't Been in Jail After Pleading Guilty to Drug Trafficking
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It's My Human Right to Snap His Fingers
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What Ever Happened to My Interests
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Roosevelt Statue to Be Vaccinated
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2 Pence Aides Test Positive for Rabies
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Umm, I Think These Instructions Missed a Few Steps…like All of Human History
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Rescuers Find Bodies During Search for Meaning
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Millennials Are Officially Getting Too Old to Build Fusion Plant in Wyoming
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I Am Not Going to Be Refrigerated
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Mutual Masturbation Can Bring You In-Flight Wi-Fi
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Russian Banksy Risks His Freedom to Expose Putin as a Monster Hunter
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Ed Sheeran Is Set to End Covid Unemployment Benefits
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Blinkin in the Booty Hall of Fame
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43 Things Under $100 From Amazon People 5'8" and Over Actually Love
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No, Sorry, Mr. Bean Will Not Wear His Pants During SNL Debut
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Meet Cooper, a Recently Discovered Sauropod Believed to Be Mel Brooks
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Georgia's Largest School District to Launch Nuclear Bomb
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Trump Vows to Expose Himself
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Bears Named as Possible Front-Runners to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
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K-Pop Boyband BTS Announces Release of American Hostages
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British Man Conquers a Parking Garage