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10 Makeup Products You Should Absolutely Never Eat Again
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Facebook Removes the Word "The"
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AssBallsDick in the Running for National Book Awards
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The Grinch That Stole Data From iPhones
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Republicans Fear Trump Will Win Reelection
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I Replaced My Oven With a Shotgun
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Tomorrow's Not a Thing, Study Finds
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Alexa, I Want to Commit Political Suicide
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Guilty-Looking Dog Definitely Did Not Bring Down Tower 7 on 9/11
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Bathroom Bandit Pleads Guilty to Making Perfect Meatloaf
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Cat Miraculously Survives After Being Accused of Sexual Harassment
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My Grandfather, a Killer Clown
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No NY Times, America Wasn't Built on Seaweed
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This Kid Was Bullied for His Brutally Bad Polling Numbers
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KFC Is Getting a Battle Royale Mode
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Harry Potter and the No-Deal Brexit Backing
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👉 What the Fuck?
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Woman Stabbed to Death by Firing Squad
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Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain? Captain ?
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This Isn't Normal: Kansas and Oklahoma Have Been Stolen
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The Man Who Had Sex IRL
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F**kiNg MetEorItE HiTs EARTH and wiPEs OuT thE Dad Jokes
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Is There Still Sex in Iowa
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Romney: I Will Not Let You Ride Giant Crabs
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Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments
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Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
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Trump: I AM Legally Married to Keanu Reeves
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19 Freshly Harvested Dank Memes for the Hopeless
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Thousands Without Power Armor
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Opinion: Tiger Woods Was Hagrid
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A Colorful Illustrated Wall Chart Capturing the Hilarious History of Covert Assassinations
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Mediterranean Waters Filled With Water
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Second Alligator in 4 Days Found in Aretha Franklin's Couch
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Obama Urges Americans to Smoke
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12 Fascinating Facts About Mustard
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Even His Chest Hair Is a Ruse
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Beyoncé Is Dropping Randomized Loot Crates
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Palm Beach Sheriff Opens Internal Affairs Investigation Into Trio Accused of Molesting Dozens of Beached Whales
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Iran Says It All: "Please Don't Ruin My Childhood"
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British Universities Are Increasingly Becoming Hostile Environments – Even for Students Who Have Lived 137 Years