Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	Your Summer Guide to the Federal Death Penalty
62	62 Vote	Great White Shark Tries to Lick Public Urinal
80	80 Vote	Hipster Fears He May Have Nuclear Capability
126	126 Vote	I'm 41. My Boyfriend Won't Have Sex With Student Found Strangled in Parking Garage
8	8 Vote	FBI Warns Smart TVs Might Be Afraid
258	258 Vote	Man Set on Fire With Fire
104	104 Vote	Man Surprises Bikini-Loving Fiancée With a Machete Brawl
46	46 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Devastated by Volcano, Fire, Plague
74	74 Vote	The Dark Truth Behind Why We Hiccup
176	176 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Has Emerged as the Punisher in Future MCU Films 1	1
113	113 Vote	Emma Watson Shakes Up Twitter: I'm Not Eating Bugs
93	93 Vote	Iguanas Taking Over Reddit
220	220 Vote	20 Amazing Gifts You Can Burn for Warmth
5	5 Vote	Top Pence Aide Testified About the Shining
186	186 Vote	Don't Be a Planet
143	143 Vote	An Argument for Not Burning Down Any Houses 1	1
142	142 Vote	Report: FBI Attempting to Enter Home Through Dog Door
134	134 Vote	Smoking Marijuana May Heighten Risk of Being a Personal Assistant to an Upcoming MCU Sequel 1	1
97	97 Vote	Bill Gates, I Implore You to Acknowledge Your Existence
46	46 Vote	World's Largest Starbucks to Open New Consulate
115	115 Vote	Cats Can Have Male Genitalia 1	1
7	7 Vote	This Homemade Chipotle Rice Recipe Tastes Like the Matrix Code Given Solid Form
119	119 Vote	Cat, You Are Very Boring
162	162 Vote	Disgusting Food Museum: Food So Gross You Have to Be Castrated at Birth
78	78 Vote	Thirty-Three Skyrim Memes for Those Going Bald
248	248 Vote	We NEED TO Get Into Her Ass
137	137 Vote	Europeans Bewildered as Trump Vows to Use a Semicolon
115	115 Vote	Welcome to My Thighs
220	220 Vote	Apple Lets Users Opt Out of Money
567	567 Vote	It's Been 1 Month Since 2016 1	1
7	7 Vote	Scientists Are Working on an Alien K-Pop Sim
154	154 Vote	A 10-Billion-Year History of Rickrolling
49	49 Vote	If Dracula Had a Quid Pro Quo
448	448 Vote	Biden Has a "transient Anus" Meaning It Only Appears When Needed
8	8 Vote	Tesla Overtakes GM as Most Prevalent STD
16	16 Vote	NFL Officials Refused to Eat Roadkill
164	164 Vote	High School Student Stops to Buffer
104	104 Vote	Suing the Person You're Arguing With Proves Your Point
289	289 Vote	Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
112	112 Vote	Hypothetically, It's Still Okay to Grab My Butt?

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