Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

245	245 Vote	King Felipe of Spain Urges Nation to Stay Inside and Masturbate
82	82 Vote	How to Cope With Personal Messages From Spider-Man
131	131 Vote	Taylor Swift: "We Need Every Level of Treason"
147	147 Vote	Diarrhea Could Be Yours
108	108 Vote	Arkansas Law Could Require Women to Get Lit
65	65 Vote	The Best Moisturizing Products for Your Oreos 1	1
124	124 Vote	Brad Pitt Grapples With His Penis
30	30 Vote	Colin Hanks Shares Heartbreaking Story About Boogers
167	167 Vote	UK Police Force Threatens to Call Grandma
57	57 Vote	President Trump Asserts His Hair Is Just the Chaos of D&D Gone Horribly Wrong
165	165 Vote	Aaugh! 10 Facts About Your Interests
136	136 Vote	Smell Like a Pirate Day
183	183 Vote	How Do I Have So Many Octopuses 1	1
127	127 Vote	Grieving for My Own Fursona
188	188 Vote	Scotland Bans Use of "<"
151	151 Vote	VIDEO: Trump Reveals Terrifying New Details of the Egg McMuffin
100	100 Vote	Costco Ran Out of Human Stupidity
8	8 Vote	Volcanoes on Venus Might Still Be Smoking Weed
88	88 Vote	Subverting the Will of the Vibrator Is Wrong
201	201 Vote	This Man's Incredible Journey of Self Discovery With His Hand Stuck Down His Pants 3	3
167	167 Vote	You're Either a Lemon or You're a Moron 2	2
182	182 Vote	These "Artificial Humans" Are the Perfect Snack
99	99 Vote	Woman Honors Father by Getting Arrested Again
106	106 Vote	Greta Thunberg Appears in Man's Sandwich for Sneaky Unknown Reasons
39	39 Vote	CNET Rated #1 Worst Product of the Goblins
90	90 Vote	Reconnecting With His Penis Fish
46	46 Vote	Democrats Are Going to "Cat School"
185	185 Vote	When Should You Take Down Your Christmas Ham
76	76 Vote	Amazon Shoppers Are Still Bad at Time-Traveling
156	156 Vote	We Live in a Decade
7	7 Vote	Our Patience Is Over: Why Iraqis Are Protesting Janitors
110	110 Vote	Police Therapy Dog Identified as Russian Spy, Report Says
133	133 Vote	5 Soft Skills You Need to Feel Another's Man's Balls
257	257 Vote	This Little Piggy Went to Hell
65	65 Vote	How to Cook Brisket Like a Pirate
78	78 Vote	Amazon Allegedly Fired and Blacklisted a Worker for Delivering Packages
91	91 Vote	Navy Says It Never Got a Beyblade :(
39	39 Vote	Orange County Sheriff to Appeal Judge's Ruling That Inmates Not Be Flammable
113	113 Vote	God Does Not Appear Voluntarily to Testify
117	117 Vote	Trump's "Fake Orgasm" Is What Keeps Me Going

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