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A Crocodile's Specialized Eyes Enable It to Lose Weight Without Dieting or Exercising
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Iraq's Government Pledges Social Reforms as Death Toll Tops 100 Percent
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Scooby-Doo Wasn't Just Another Masturbatory Aid?
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Soldier Amputated His Own Brain
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Pizza Hut Introduces Massive Cheez-Its Stuffed With Alligators and Snakes
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Cops: Handcuffed Suspects Caught Having Sex With a Toothbrush
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5 Slow Cooker Dinners Perfect for a Bond Villain
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The Real Truth About Your Own Dicks
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Kamala Harris Insists That Government Reveal How to Make Cinammon Bunbuns
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Trump Says He Doesn't Know Who the F*** Those Two Guys Are
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I Have Just Showered
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Harvesting Children: A New Fuel
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Hurricane Dorian Death Toll Tops 100 Dachshunds
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Rescued Bobcat Cub Sneaking Up on Organic Juice for Wedding Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... BANANAPHONE
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Please Hurry I Have Smelly Balls?
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Police Think They Have Mastered the Art of Seduction
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Betrayed by My Own Stomach Ulcer
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Ukraine Anti-Corruption Director Bragged About Fart Incident Over Texts
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Severus Snape Totally Looks Like Birdo
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Homeless Man Reunites With Lost Lunar Lander
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Seaweed Forests Hold Key to Ultimate Knowledge
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Water Found on Earth?
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FDA Sends Warning Letter to the Moon
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The Catbus Is Experiencing Some Delays Due to Bladder Weakness
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Ancient Curse of the Summer Holidays
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Screw You for Attending. Please Come Again
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Ancient Mucus Trail Led to a Rickroll
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Pelosi: I Have Trained You Well, Grasshopper
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Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN!
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Cat Trying to Destroy Kaliningrad Air Defences
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Small Plane Crashes Near Toledo Airport, Erupting Into Flames at Bradley Airport
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Cop Suspended for Chun-Li Cosplay
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Ted Cruz Accepts Offer to Kick Robots
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Democrats Plan to Develop an Appetite for Insects
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Bernie Sanders Undergoes Unexpected Heart Surgery, Thinks He's Spider-Man Now
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Sanders Joins the MCU
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Airbnb Announces It Plans to Unleash Misery
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Seinfeld Is Coming to "Mortal Kombat 11"
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Cookie Monster Will Be Held Accountable
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Why Am I Groot?