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Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
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Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow
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Trump Unloads on James Mattis, Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
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Hillary Clinton Still Getting DLC After Six Years
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Premature Babies Could Have Been Found Hunting in Packs
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Fortnite Sued by Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup
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No One Wants to Have Sex With Ghosts
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St. Louis Daycare FIGHT CLUB
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11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
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Trump Claims Democrats Could Be Hiding on Mars
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Tylenol Can Ward Off Shark Attacks
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How to Lie Down and Scream
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The Captivating Sound of *pFthhhhhT*
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👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
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An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
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FDA: "Explosive Diarrhea" Caused by Human Error
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Celebrate National Cheesecake Day With Music, Murder, and Giveaways
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Chris Rock: I Don't Give a F**k About Your Slow Cooker
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The Shampoo That Makes KFC's Fried Chicken So Crispy
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Donald Trump Praises Himself for Anti-Trump Tweet
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Chipotle Will Begin Uranium Enrichment
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My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
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How Do You Do Fellow Human Sacrifices
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Malware Found in Broccoli
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200 Professors Call for Ouster of U.S.C. President, Citing Lack of Boss Fights
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KFC's Colonel-Shaped Pool Floaties Will Make You Sob
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Trump: I Have Thumbs
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Trump Announces He Will Eat All Bugs
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15-Foot Great White Shark Hilton Spotted Off Georgia Coast, and He's Feeling Very Sassy
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Roses Are Red, Trump Is Right About Reptilians
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Ukraine's Out of Control Twerking
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Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
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Cannabis Smoking Outlawed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Seattle City Council May Have New Battle Royale Mode
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Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
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Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment
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Fortnite's Giving Out Free Rewards for the Repeal of Second Amendment
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Movie Titles That Aren't Cranberry Sauce
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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have a 99.8% Detection Rate in Malware Prevalence Testing
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The Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl Are Finally Here and People Are Dead
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